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Meet Chucky Chester the Vapor Taster Tester

Last updated on December 15th, 2015 at 03:45 pm

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E-Cigarette News is proud to introduce Chucky Chester,the Vapor Taster Tester and his sidekick, Little Chucky.

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Chucky and Little Chucky in their favorite get up for Christmas

With so many cartridge, cartomizers and e-liquid flavors on the e-cig market, and with so many unqualified testers flaunting their skills all over Youtube, we coughed up the big bucks to bring you the most qualified taster tester available.

You might say that Chucky Chester has million dollar taste buds; in fact, when we can afford to pay him, we’re going to insure those buds for twice that amount.  Until then, he’ll have to settle for adoring comments from vapers like you who want to know what e-cigarette flavors taste like before you buy them, not after you’ve wasted your money.

Here’s our transcript of Chucky’s most recent Vaper Flavor Test. 

Chucky: I always get excited about taste testing different e-cigarette cartridge flavors, after all, Chucky Chester the Vaper Taster Testerthere are so many new flavors on the market I’m like a kid in a candy shop. Whoops,.. bad analogy. Some anti-vaping lobbyist may cite that and we all know that only kids, (not mature adults) like fruit and dessert flavors!

Little Chucky: When I stop loving dessert flavors you can put me back in the box.  Anyway, people who want to get away from tobacco love flavored e-cigs. Even my psychiatrist says it helps you forget about smoking real cigarettes.

Chucky: You’re right, but you’re over-sharing.

Little Chucky: So bring on the e-cig flavors! What’s up first?

Chucky: Today we’re testing Vape-O-Renda, Green Smoke and Vaporfi flavors. First up is Whirling Dervish from Vape-O-Renda. We found this by accident at a vaper convention and it blew my mind. {he inhales}

Little Chucky: {exhales vapor} My mind too. Impressive volume! Yummy cream and spice with just a hint of tobacco flavor. Great for the holiday or any day. I can feel my happy hormones tingling. 

Chucky: Let’s keep it clean, Little Chucky.

Little Chucky: Whirling Dervish isn't easy to find, but you can get it at the GiantVapes site. You even get 10% off your first order if you use the GiantVapes link.

Chucky: Excellent deal! Let’s try something very different…Green Smoke’s Tobacco Gold. {he inhales}

Green Smoke e-cigarette

Little Chucky: {exhales). Whoa! Tastes strong, with undertones of musty male armpits…a bit too earthy for my sensitive taste buds!

Chucky: Wait a minute,,{he reads the description} Green Smoke says,
“Tobacco Gold is a rich blend of Virginia, Oriental and Burley tobacco only be found in the finest cigars.”

Little Chucky: Really? Well, you could have fooled me. I stand corrected. Next!

Chucky: Let’s move on to VaporFi. This is the new guy on the block, but from what we’ve been told, their American made e-liquids are selling like hot cakes.

Little Chucky: More like Birthday Cakes and ‘Smores.

Chucky: Well you’re right. I can confirm, they do have all those those wacky, flavors.

Little Chucky: Let’s test some! I hope you’ve filled the Cartomizer cause my fingers don’t work.

Chucky: That’s the thing with refillable cartomizers, unlike the cigalikes, there’s a bit of DIY with refillable tanks and e-liquids. Vaporfi is not your grandad’s e-cigarette.

Little Chucky: Hey, don’t steal my jokes!

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Chucky: My point is that VaporFi is known for their sleek, modern, high-powered, high-functioning vaporizers that give vapers blazing battery power and amazing vapor volume. Their new VOXII high powered vaporizer is awesome…and their eliquids are diacetyl free.

Little Chucky: That's a mouthful, but how do they taste?

Chucky: Let’s try one of their best sellers – Top Shelf Bourbon.

Little Chucky: Sounds intoxicating.

Chucky: {inhales}

Little Chucky: {exhales vapor}  This is lovely! Smooth and rich without burning your throat. It would go great with the evening newspaper and my slippers.

Chucky: Sorry, they don’t make those flavors yet, but Top Shelf Bourbon does go well with Apple and Strawberry. You can mix up to three Vaporfi flavors you know.

Little Chucky: Any more Vaporfi flavors to try before I get too relaxed?

Chucky: Not until we use up that tankful; – and that can easily last as long as 25-30 cigarettes.

Little Chucky: Excellent! In the meantime, hit that Vaporfi banner for me, will you? I have a sudden urge to order some Marshmallow-Tobacco-Mint e-liquid.

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Cb

Associate Editor and Designer at E-Cigarette News
Cb is an architectural designer who's been vaping since 2009. He's a football (soccer) fanatic, loves graphic design, gaming, and gourmet cooking. Check out the Miles Design website!
He also writes posts for Cloud Nine and Best-E-Cigarette-Guide.

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